March 2012
me
all i want is a dozen krispy kreme donuts
coagulates:
imagine ur bf asking if he can milk u
i hit on a guy who has a boyfriend but at this point i dont care HASHTAG HOMEWRECKER <3
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omnisvirtigris:
turningoveranewqueef reblogged your post: turningoveranewqueef reblogged your post: famous…
see that explains it. fat/ugly people are usually jealous of really successful, flawless celebrities. I don’t blame you….
>me @ my heaviest :’-(
u should track the tag “thinspo” it might help
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omnisvirtigris:
turningoveranewqueef reblogged your post: famous women who annoy me: lana del rey alexa…
1. ur probably fat 2. u probably dont have friends 3. i feel sorry for u
yes i am rly fat
see that explains it. fat/ugly people are usually jealous of really successful, flawless celebrities. I don’t blame you. *prays for omnivirtigris*
omnisvirtigris:
famous women who annoy me:
lana del rey
alexa chung
zooey deschanel
kreayshawn
rihanna
lady gaga
1. ur probably fat
2. u probably dont have friends
3. i feel sorry for u <//3
abby-leesus-christ asked: hey gurl happy bday i didnt kno it was ur bday until that video but i hope its sensual 4 u
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plasticprince replied to your post: plasticprince replied to your video idk wut this…
wut?
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IM NOT A MEAN PERSON
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plasticprince replied to your video
idk wut this means
its 2am but i cant admit to myself that its thursday yet
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Watch
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white-naomi-campbell replied to your post: white-naomi-campbell replied to your post: send me…
WOW i would ask to be bridesmaid but idk if i could handle that emotional pressure
u can be a bridesmaid the only pressure is u have to look uglier than me bec im the Queen Bee that day.
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like this if u think i should leave a ””’drunk”” video
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white-naomi-campbell replied to your post: send me nudes for my bday plz
no. happy birthday boo!!! my friend/boo/whoknowsanymore is in new orleans rn don’t steal him from me LOLZ
ooo we’re dating, we’re having a fall wedding idk if ur invited awks lol lol
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send me nudes for my bday plz
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maybe i should hit on a straight guy *shout out to freshman year ross*
i dont want to remember turning 20
4 years ago i met melinda dolittle
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follow me on twitter →
raremon:
nathanhasablog:
it’s hilarious that i have standards when you take into consideration my appearance and personality
haha wow what a cool and original post I’ve totally never seen it before I really appreciate your fun self deprecating witty insight
i literally have nothing funny/entertaining to say so imma sip on my redbull vodka a la britney 2007 & wait for my friends to come over
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mcsingle reblogged your post: People who let most of their ringtone play before…
im going to murder you higgins
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
People who let most of their ringtone play before they answer their phone
christianmingle:
lms if u a freaky bitch
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
karfapian:
adult braces
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
howtobeafuckinglady:
Remember when Tyra Banks went undercover as a man?
Black history moment
me & justin bieber are celebrating our bdays tomorrow
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washing my feet with clorox bleach wipes
hmu (;
February 2012
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its 80 degrees and sunny but i have class all day so i cant lay out and be a malibu barbie
ok im going 2 bed
i hate myself for staying up until 2
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famousforbeingfamous replied to your post: also when i was brushing my teeth i heard my…
omg
his girlfriend *in a muffled tone* was like why arent u talking
and he was like “thers not much to say when ur getting blown”
cue the slurping sound of a sloppy girl giving a D-rated BJ
also when i was brushing my teeth i heard my goblin roommate getting a blowjob so that was adorable
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the abortion tag is just filled with fags talking about how they are pro life
